Return to the Pirate Museum*
In case you were wondering, the Whydah was captained by the Pirate Captain Sam Bellamy, and sank off the coast of Cape Cod on April26, 1717. And it’s still there! Or rather parts of it are in a rather wonderful museum in Yarmouth, Massachusetts.
What was I doing in Yarmouth, Massachusetts? And not, it was not for work, even though my various jobs have sent me to such exotic locales as New Bedford, Massachusetts, Peoria, Illinois, and Terre Haute, Indiana. I very narrowly officially escaped from being sent to rural Alabama, news of which I received during the course of my trip, which my two travelling companions did not fully understand the magnificent sense of relief I felt that I was not ever having to go to Alabama (at least not that particular part of Alabama). They have been threatening to send me to Alabama since November of 2022 for god’s sake, and that weight was finally lifted.
Anyway, I was in Yarmouth, Massachusetts of my own free this time. See, I was continuing the trend of Re-Doing All the Stuff that Got Cancelled in 2020 (and yes, I know it took four years. Like this blog, we are just behind on stuff). And, in June 2020, I was slated to go to Cape Cod for a friend’s bachelorette. Now, all the weddings were re-scheduled, but this particular trip did not happen. And yes, I know I live 10 miles from the beach and Boston is a bitch to get to from LA (thought NOT as far as rural Alabama), but I have a soft spot for Cape Cod, since I love the ocean and fried seafood. I truly believe that LA is the best city in the world, but we are severely lacking in the fried clam department.
So, we decided to go and eat lobster rolls and drink white wine by a beach. We found an AirBnB that had a HOT TUB and beds for everyone (the husbands and dogs being left at home). And we went at the beginning of May, when it is actually mostly freezing in Cape Cod, but wasn’t that cold so we got a sweet deal on the AirBnB.
As we were planning our trip, certain activities were proposed. Now, I will begrudgingly plan things if I have to, but it is also amazing when someone else has ideas and proposes them. We went to Plymouth! Saw the Mayflower and Plymouth rock, which was kinda lame. We went whale watching and saw some humpback whales up closes and a very acrobatic Minke whale (there was also the dregs of a bachelorette party also getting seasick on the boat–us, being responsible people not technically on a bachelorette were all fine). I love whale watching.
And then, on the last day, was the pièce de résistance– we went to the Pirate Museum. Now, the pirate museum may or may not have been proposed as a joke, because my love of all things pirate is well-documented. But I was super excited about the pirate museum from the beginning, and very much wanted to go, even if it was lame. (One of my travelling companions understood my love of weird museums, having accompanied me to the Joan of Arc Museum in Rouen, France, which had some pretty gnarly wax figures).
Friends, the Pirate Museum is actually super cool, even if you are not a weird pirate fanatic. They have some pretty awesome exhibits, interactive maps (also some figures that may or may not be wax). But hands down the coolest part was where they had an exhibit of how they restored all the artifacts, which was fascinating, because apparently after like 250 years everything sorta congeals into a sand-metal lump and they need to use SCIENCE (ok, electrolysis) to separate out the artifacts.
And because we had some time to blow before all our flights, we also went to play mini golf (Yarmouth has not one but TWO Pirate themed-mini golfs) which had fun pirate facts at each hole (I am very good at random facts, but absolutely terrible at mini-golf).
Overall, it was a great trip. I got my lobster roll, had some fried clams, saw some WHALES and also got to experience the one and only Pirate Museum. Definitely worth travelling 3000 miles for (by air, not sea).
*Loyal readers/instagram followers may be curious as to why the Australia trip is not getting any mention. Well friends, you thought the blog was dead, but the blog never dies, it just sometimes goes on indefinite hiatus, which means that I AM A BEHIND. Plus TikTok/the new Instagram algorithm has killed all my traffic, what little there was of it, plus I’m sure AI is going to replace what little readership remains for the blogs. But I am officially an Old Millennial TM who is not going to change with the times, so as long as five of you still read this the Blog Lives. So stay tuned for a follow-up post since this has now turned mostly into a travel blog, and I don’t go on vacation all that often.